Though my heart is intended for someone else and you have a girlfriend of 11 years, I just want you to know that I love you. I love when you wear Dickies, I love when you show your upper white man thigh, I love your dry wit. I can accept the fact that you make the occasional bad car commercials because I think you may be the perfect man. So if our circumstances change, then maybe we can get dirty.
Love,
Kyra
2 comments:
I can't believe you just posted this! I've had a secret celebrity crush and Mike for a long time now. We must really be friends.
I used to watch Mike Rowe on QVC, late at night, like past 3am with my college roommates. It was this brilliant hour of insight into the true nature of the universe. Back then I didn't know his name, or why his employers let him get away with what he did on air. It was all just too fantastic. He'd make a great brother in-law!
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